The Mouldy Tuba

Tavern and Inn

Crystal-Zalera-Mist-Ward 26-Plot 44

History Surrounding the Tuba

The Mouldy Tuba has been passed down for four generations. The current owner, Jameson Blackstone, has made it his life ambition to create a venue for all of Eorzeans to rest, unwind and get their second wind before venturing out to save the world.The Mouldy Tuba is known for its Blackstone Family Mead as well as the seasonal favorite of Blackstone Family Dodos. Whether to keep to ride or serve at the family dinner table, Blackstone Family Dodos carry a legacy near and far.

Blackstone Family Farms

The Mouldy Tuba gets many of its delicious ingredients, produce and meats from the Blackstone Family Farms. Jameson's uncle, Tiberious Blackstone, was a military man in his younger days. Upon retirement, he wanted the peaceful life and did not want to take on the family legacy of the Mouldy Tuba. Instead, he created a small farm out in Cederwood where he raises dodos (for riding or eating) as well as other farm crops.During their spare time, Jameson and Zin will visit the farm and help take care of the dodos. Zin has a garden by the farmstead where she grows wild herbs and flowers, in which one day she would like to make teas and spices for Eorzea to enjoy.

Patches the Dodo

Upon visiting the Tuba, you may see a little dodo running around. That is Master Blackstone's little friend, Patches. Jameson discovered Patches when he was tending dodos at the Blackstone Family Farm. There was a new brood of dodos running around in a small bin. He noticed one dodo with googly eyes. Whenever it would try to walk, it would take a few steps then fall down flat. Jameson felt bad for the little one and made it his mission to take care of him. Patches is now doing much better than he was in his baby days. He may never learn how to fly but he is now and forever will be the mascot of The Mouldy Tuba.

Staff

Jameson Blackstone

Owner and Operator

Age: 35
Race: Hyur
Clan: Midlander
Classes: Viper, Gunbreaker, Sage, Ninja
Specialties: Crafting brews (whiskey and ale), dodos and triple triad

Zinovia Fhey

Co-Owner | Shouter| Traveling Games

Age:36
Race: Miqo'te
Clan: Seeker of the Sun
Classes: Summoner, Astrologian, Paladin & Monk
Specialties: Housing design, causing mischief

Yunica Rikuniu

Bar Matron | Mixologist

Age: Not gonna answer that…
Race: Viera (look at the ears ya?)
Clan: Rava
Classes: Dancer, Bard, Gunbreaker
Specialties: Drinking cocktails she mixed herself, enabling other peoples bad decisions.

Mocog Damasen

Grillardin

Age: 37
Race: Roegadyn
Clan: Hellsguard
Classes: Warrior, Samurai, Machinist
Specialties: Fishing and cooking meals for friends to enjoy

Liline Line

* Rising Star *

Age: 24
Race: Lalafell
Clan: Dunesfolk
Classes: Bard, Gladiator, Thaumatuge
Specialties: Making music, supporting her friends, and terrorizing tallfolk

Peachy Shortcake

Boss Potato

Age: 26
Race: Lalafell
Clan: Dunesfolk
Classes: Paladin, Sage, Viper
Specialties: Managing the mischief of the Tuba, Becoming said mischief of the Tuba

Vianna Nellemond

Marketing Executive

Age: 31
Race: Elezen
Clan: Wildwood
Classes: Bard, White Mage, Warrior
Specialties: Marketing Master, Gatherer extreme, Minion hoarder

Drinks

Bar Buyout is Available for 3 million Gil

Twin Flames Whiskey Sling

Boozy, sweet, and sour all in one glass. Keeping your taste buds happy all the way to the floor.
10,000 gil

Mouldy Tuba Seasonal Drink Special: Spiced Apple Paloma

Mocog wanted a fancy drink. Now when fall comes around, Yuni starts to get lazy. Never you mind the hours she spent lying around on the sand in the summer sun, fall is when she really decides It’s time to get cozy and just lay about with a good book. But Mo wants a fancy drink dammit! So, Yuni got to work, and in the end even she thought it was worth the effort. Tequilla, cinnamon, lime, and grapefruit are given a sparking apple juice kick in the pants that hits just right. And since its fancy, it has a pretty garnish as well (she made Mocog do the fruit cutting since he was the one who wanted it fancy)! Yuni is tired now, she is going to go back to her (probably trashy) book.
25,000 gil

Apple Cider

Sweet, tart, refreshing; it’s fall in a glass! There’s not a whole lot to say about it aside from it being just about the best use for an apple that Yuni can think of, whether it’s in it’s alcoholic state or the fresh version. Whatever your preference; throw on a comfy sweater and crack open a bottle to enjoy the quintessential flavor of autumn.10,000 gil

Blackstone Family Mead

Made onsite by the owner using the secret Blackstone Family Recipe. The good stuff, hands down.
10,000 gil

Maple Old Fashioned

Sometimes, every now and again, Yuni just doesn’t feel like whisky. I know, I know… it doesn’t seem possible! But every now and again bar bunn just wants to do something different. Last time that happened, this was the result: an Old Fashioned, but with a good dark rum instead of bourbon and a dash of maple syrup. Yuni is not to proud to admit to an addiction to maple syrup. Now you have to deal with the results.
10,000 gil

Chai Spice Mule

Yunica is a sucker for a good mule, and they are so simple that she can’t help but tinker around with them. This was the result of one her “just start tossing things in until it tastes good” sessions, and its been a regular porch sitting drink ever since. Just take your basic mule (ginger beer, vodka, lime) and add chai spices and a dash of ginger shrub (to kick up the flavor). Easy, breezy, and perfect for watching the sun set on a beautiful fall evening.
10,000 gil

Other Beverages

Stout de Fortemps (Draft) - Dark, creamy, and with strong chocolate flavours. Worthy of a High House Knight when hot cocoa just isn't enough. 5,000 gilChamomile Tea 3,000 gilLemonade 3,000 gilMilk 3,000 gilHot Chocolate 3,000 gilCoffee 3,000 gil

Food

Food Buyout is available for 3 million gil

Mocog's Specialty Cuisine: Bacon Apple Cheddar Grilled Cheese

Is there anything more comforting than grilled cheese? If there is, our chef has not found it. And while this recipe may not be very traditional, it certainly helps guide you into this season. Our chef has created a special sauce to accompany the sweet and tangy apple slices, the rich cheddar cheese, and the crunchy maple bacon. In what may become a staple during the cooler months, this specially designed grilled cheese is sure to warm you from the inside out.
20,000 gil

Acorn Squash with Cranberry and Apple Stuffing

This squash radiates with Autumn energy, combining all the best sweet fall flavors. The tender roasted acorn squash is filled with apples, dried cranberries, various nuts, vegetables, and fresh herbs. Our chef cannot wait to share this dish with you, as he knows it will transport you to the feeling of relaxing in front of the warm fire after a long day. Don’t miss out on this special dish, because it won’t be around for long
15,000 gil

Bloomin’ Apples

We want you to meet the Bloomin’ Apple – a sweet, autumn spin on the more savory Bloomin’ Onion. Our chef has chosen the best and sweetest apples and brushes each petal with a buttery apple pie spice. Then he warms them in the wood fire oven until they are syrupy sweet. Enjoy them like this or, as the chef recommends, with a scoop of vanilla cream ice cream and a dash of caramel topping. It is sure to teleport you to the best time of this season and ensure that your sweet tooth does not get ignored.
5,000 gil

Cider Glazed Chicken Thighs

Have we mentioned how much our chef loves trying new things? This recipe combines all the lightness of the apple cider and the robust blend of seasonings to bring together a perfect combination of Autumn flavors. The chicken is cooked to perfection and practically sizzles under the cider glaze. Sautéed together with sweet popotos, apples, and a dash of rosemary, this dish will not disappoint.
15,000 gil

Grilled Dodo & Popotos

House Specialty! Double-cut Blackstone family Dodo grilled just right using the secret blend of spices that has made this a staple in many local taverns. Served with mouth-watering buttery popotos and local vegetables, this dish will remain with you long after you leave.
15,000 gil

Salted Caramel Apple Crumble Cake

One of our chef’s favorite things in the fall is a soft spice cake. He has taken this simple idea and transformed it into a dessert that melts on your tongue. Loaded with cinnamon apples, each bite explodes with the sweet fruit. He then tops each layer with a cream cheese frosting, dripping caramel sauce, and a homemade cinnamon crumble. Whether it is enjoyed with your morning coffee or the capstone of a delicious dinner, this cake will not disappoint.
5,000 gil

Roll for Meal

See too many delicious items on our menu to decide on just one? Roll for meal allows you the excitement of letting fate decide! Roll a /random for your drink, meal and dessert! Take a chance, roll the dice! 35,000 gil

Provisions

About to head out on an adventure yet feel a little unprepared? These items will assist you in any sort of quest!

Battle Ready Meals (On-The-Go)

Dodo & Cheese Hot Pocket

Quick and ready to go, this Dodo and Cheese Hot Pocket imbues the user with a boost in attack, allowing their attacks to hit harder, faster, and more true. It fills the eater with the strength to carry through and add support to an already powerful move. {A meal that helps with +100 ATK (Not stackable)}

Walking Taco

A taco can do wonders for a person. This taco can even surround the user with a deflective shield, dulling incoming damage. Coming with a spoon attached, this taco comes complete in a personal chip bag, making it easily accessible and perfect for a quick defense when needed. {A meal that helps with +100 DEF (Not stackable)}

Handheld Berry Pie

Ever need a quick pick me up? Feeling tired and need a shot in the arm to get going again? This Handheld Berry Pie has what you need – sugar and some Health Regeneration. Desserts are always helpful when you are feeling low, and this little pie makes everything sweeter when you just need a little help. {A meal that helps with +100 HP SPELL (Not stackable)}

Candied Dodo Jerky

A perfect blend of sweet and savory, this Candied Dodo Jerky will be sure to boost your energy in more ways than one. You will feel a wash of relief as you chew, knowing that your attack and defense have both received a boost. Enjoy this snack while you can and allow your hunt to thrive in an all-around increase. {A meal that helps with +50 ATK & +50 DEF (Not stackable)}

Bard Sheet Musics

Bardic Inspiration: Evasive Maneuvers

The sheet of music glistens slightly with a sheen of purple. Upon it being played., the music player grants a boon to their party members. Those enhanced with inspiration suddenly have their sense heightened, being able to swiftly move in combat and engage in efficient battle tactics. [+100 for each party member to Evade/Counter (Not stackable) ]

Bardic Inspiration: Wellness Spring

The sheet of music glistens slightly with a sheen of green. Upon it being played., the music player grants a boon to their party members. Those enhanced with inspiration see green wispy vines swirl around their bodies. Flower buds begin to form and the blossoms bloom, their fragrance uplifting the party before disappearing. [+50 Health for each party member (Not stackable) ]

Services

Inn and Inn Room RentalsNeed to rent out an inn room to meet with your comrades? Select your room for our nightly rates! (When renting a room, please keep all conversations to party chat or tells only.)

  • The Traveling Party Suite : Contain two bunk beds so the whole party can share a room. 200,000 gil

  • Double Bed Suite: Just a few weary travelers looking for a good nights rest without all the rustling of others. 100,000 gil

  • The Lover's Getaway (Owner's Suite) : The party romance is starting to bloom, but how can it grow when the rest of your party is staring you down? 400,000 gil

Want to host the opening scene of your DnD session in a tavern but worried about all the townsfolk wandering in? Rent out the whole tavern and Inn for a night! 2 Million gil nightly buyout

Games

The Wandering Bar Maid

You see that young miss over there? She wanders near and far over the lands, trying to brighten the faces of those who have been troubled and weary. How you might ask? Why with a small game with a chance of a prize! Go to her when you can because you never know when she might disappear!How to Play Minion Deathroll
(Available whenever Zinovia Fhey is in the building)
Deathroll against the wandering barmaid for a chance to win a minion. 1. The house will start the game by /dice.
2. The second person will /dice [x], with x being the previous person's dice number. This continues until a player reaches 1.
1,000 gil each time. Two wins per patron

Specialty Games (When Available)

Dagger Throw Game:
Player gets 5 rolls and based on how you do depends on what prize you get!
-5 rolls, /dice 20
-If you roll over 15 three times, you win some home cooked food
-If you roll over 15 five times, you get a minion!
Chocobo Racing (Dodocobo)
Players will be instructed the time and location to group up for a mount race. Top (3) finishers will receive prizes!
-Players must start in designated spot
-Only chocobo or dodo mounts allowed
- Must run through arch of property to be counted as a finisher.