Upon visiting the Tuba, you may see a little dodo running around. That is Master Blackstone's little friend, Patches. Jameson discovered Patches when he was tending dodos at the Blackstone Family Farm. There was a new brood of dodos running around in a small bin. He noticed one dodo with googly eyes. Whenever it would try to walk, it would take a few steps then fall down flat. Jameson felt bad for the little one and made it his mission to take care of him. Patches is now doing much better than he was in his baby days. He may never learn how to fly but he is now and forever will be the mascot of The Mouldy Tuba.

Jameson Blackstone

Owner and Operator

Age: 35
Race: Hyur
Clan: Midlander
Classes: Viper, Gunbreaker, Sage, Ninja
Specialties: Crafting brews (whiskey and ale), dodos and triple triad

Zinovia Fhey

Co-Owner | Shouter| Traveling Games

Age:36
Race: Miqo'te
Clan: Seeker of the Sun
Classes: Summoner, Astrologian, Paladin & Monk
Specialties: Housing design, causing mischief

Yunica Rikuniu

Bar Matron | Mixologist

Age: Not gonna answer that…
Race: Viera (look at the ears ya?)
Clan: Rava
Classes: Dancer, Bard, Gunbreaker
Specialties: Drinking cocktails she mixed herself, enabling other peoples bad decisions.

Mocog Damasen

Grillardin

Age: 37
Race: Roegadyn
Clan: Hellsguard
Classes: Warrior, Samurai, Machinist
Specialties: Fishing and cooking meals for friends to enjoy

Liline Line

_{* Rising Star *}

Age: 24
Race: Lalafell
Clan: Dunesfolk
Classes: Bard, Gladiator, Thaumatuge
Specialties: Making music, supporting her friends, and terrorizing tallfolk

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Peachy Shortcake

Boss Potato

Age: 26
Race: Lalafell
Clan: Dunesfolk
Classes: Paladin, Sage, Viper
Specialties: Managing the mischief of the Tuba, Becoming said mischief of the Tuba

Vianna Nellemond

Marketing Executive

Age: 31
Race: Elezen
Clan: Wildwood
Classes: Bard, White Mage, Warrior
Specialties: Marketing Master, Gatherer extreme, Minion hoarder

Twin Flames Whiskey Sling

Boozy, sweet, and sour all in one glass. Keeping your taste buds happy all the way to the floor.
10,000 gil

Mouldy Tuba Seasonal Drink Special: Irish Coffee

Late one night, our dear proprietor Mister Blackstone was simultaneously struck with the chills and afflicted with a most astounding lethargy. In an effort to boost his spirits, warm his chilled little toes, and give him the energy to keep up with the ever rambunctious Patches the Dodo, our wise bartender (at the behest of the even wiser cook) came up with this cozy little concoction. With the caffeine of coffee, the kick of good whiskey, and just a dash of sweet to hearten the weary soul, this drink is perfect for cold mornings, or late nights for that matter.
25,000 gil

Eggnog

Erstwhile Bard and Cook Mocog has been really getting on Yuni’s nerves. For years he has been bugging her about putting Eggnog on the menu. Now Yuni is a fan of many things, but the ‘Nogg has never held much appeal to her. But enough is enough. Here Mo, your damn eggnog. Now go sing your song and leave me be. I have a headache.
10,000 gil

Blackstone Family Mead

Made onsite by the owner using the secret Blackstone Family Recipe. The good stuff, hands down.
10,000 gil

Glogg

Bossman Blackstone said maybe a mulled wine would be nice when the weather got cold. Yunica decided she wanted something with a little more kick in it. So after a serendipitous conversation with Boss Lala, she decided Glogg was a better idea. It's like mulled wine. But with More Booze! Vodka specifically. Just don’t have TOO much or you might unwrap your own stocking a little early.
10,000 gil

White Russian

Dude, abide.
10,000 gil

Mocog's Specialty Cuisine
Fire-Roasted Chilli with Jalapeno Cheddar Cornbread Crust

If you are anything like our chef, you will agree that Chili demands to always be with cornbread. Know what is even better? Making the cornbread crust, forever complimenting the flavors of both sweet and spicey, chili and cornbread. Not only is it hearty, but you will keep wanting more with each bite. No need to order multiple meals, this dish` has everything you need. Don’t knock it until you try it – you won’t ever want to go back to traditional chili again!
15,000 gil

Corned Beef and Cabbage

In our chef’s version of this classic recipe, you will find that the beef gets infused with briny, salty, savory flavors, while also being complimented with carrots, onions, popotos, and cabbage. This dish has the added benefits of being delicious and filling your stomach after a long adventure. Our chef has picked out the best meat and found the perfect blend of spices to make this plate one you have got to try. This iconic seasonal recipe will be sure to put a smile on your face.
15,000 gil

Apple Pie Monkey Bread

What a twist on a staple classic! With all the adventuring, our chef just doesn’t always have the time to make a full pie right now. So, after making some biscuits for dinner one night, he got the idea to throw them in a pan, combine it with some spiced apples, top it with some cinnamon glaze and it just happened – Apple Pie Monkey Bread! Now, he wants to share it with his friends at the Tuba for a warm, gooey dessert that will never disappoint. Come try it anytime (you can even make a case to eat it for breakfast)!
5,000 gil

Roast Parsnip Soup

Did you know that parsnips are a great source of vitamins and pair perfectly with ingredients like apples, honey, maple syrup, and fresh herbs? They are pretty amazing! Knowing this, our chef has roasted these parsnips in olive oil, honey, and a some garlic to bring out the natural sweetness of the root vegetable. Pureeing these with sauteed onions, fresh rosemary and thyme, and bringing in staples like broth and milk, this simple recipe is sure to be cozy and comforting as the cold weather months move in. Paired with a homemade baguette, this soup is sure to warm body and soul as you sit in front of the fire.
15,000 gil

Grilled Dodo & Popotos

House Specialty! Double-cut Blackstone family Dodo grilled just right using the secret blend of spices that has made this a staple in many local taverns. Served with mouth-watering buttery popotos and local vegetables, this dish will remain with you long after you leave.
15,000 gil

Gingerbread Cookie

What is more festive than a gingerbread cookie? The Tuba smells amazing as the chef has filled it with the comforting aroma of cinnamon, ginger, and cloves. These cookies are soft and richly flavored with molasses and brown sugar. Pair these warmly spiced treats with a cup of hot chocolate, and you will find yourself completely immersed in the music and the moment. Put your feet up and enjoy this seasonal treat before they disappear.
5,000 gil

Dodo & Cheese Hot Pocket

Quick and ready to go, this Dodo and Cheese Hot Pocket imbues the user with a boost in attack, allowing their attacks to hit harder, faster, and more true. It fills the eater with the strength to carry through and add support to an already powerful move. {A meal that helps with +100 ATK (Not stackable)}

Walking Taco

A taco can do wonders for a person. This taco can even surround the user with a deflective shield, dulling incoming damage. Coming with a spoon attached, this taco comes complete in a personal chip bag, making it easily accessible and perfect for a quick defense when needed. {A meal that helps with +100 DEF (Not stackable)}

Handheld Berry Pie

Ever need a quick pick me up? Feeling tired and need a shot in the arm to get going again? This Handheld Berry Pie has what you need – sugar and some Health Regeneration. Desserts are always helpful when you are feeling low, and this little pie makes everything sweeter when you just need a little help. {A meal that helps with +100 HP SPELL (Not stackable)}

Candied Dodo Jerky

A perfect blend of sweet and savory, this Candied Dodo Jerky will be sure to boost your energy in more ways than one. You will feel a wash of relief as you chew, knowing that your attack and defense have both received a boost. Enjoy this snack while you can and allow your hunt to thrive in an all-around increase. {A meal that helps with +50 ATK & +50 DEF (Not stackable)}

Bardic Inspiration: Evasive Maneuvers

The sheet of music glistens slightly with a sheen of purple. Upon it being played., the music player grants a boon to their party members. Those enhanced with inspiration suddenly have their sense heightened, being able to swiftly move in combat and engage in efficient battle tactics. [+100 for each party member to Evade/Counter (Not stackable) ]

Bardic Inspiration: Wellness Spring

The sheet of music glistens slightly with a sheen of green. Upon it being played., the music player grants a boon to their party members. Those enhanced with inspiration see green wispy vines swirl around their bodies. Flower buds begin to form and the blossoms bloom, their fragrance uplifting the party before disappearing. [+50 Health for each party member (Not stackable) ]